Who writes this stuff?
 

Just doing some research for my 'Summer' Pronto article and came across this...

In various shapes and sizes, are motorbikes available for hire, accessorized with fittings best suited for the activity you prefer. You can tailor the selection process to suit your specific personal requirements and rent either a Harley Davidson a brand well known for classic motor bikes, a Ducati underscored for its speed and reliability with the ease of negotiating congested traffic in the city, a BMW or even a Honda.

Ducati - reliability and ease of negotiating traffic!!!........or even a Honda!!!

Got to be Italian

WeeJohnyB

Must admit it does read a bit like the brochure that was available for the bikes to rent on this years Moto Giro. Me thinks wants to be all things to all people, no USP!

Best bit was one of the Americans, who owns and rides a Monster apparently, lost control of a hired Vespa in the 1st couple of hours. It was no longer rideable after that!

It looks like the kind of thing you'd get out of a Babelfish enquiry John to me ......