Toilet Tissue
 

I have a small convenience store which sells almost everything, after 16 years not much surprises or amuses me any more, in fact I find the whole thing very boring indeed, But, A few days ago a member of staff said in a panicked tone “there's been a run on toilet paper, we've been wiped out” after about 20 minutes when most of the staff and customers had calmed down a bit she said..... “What?”...
:lol:

:) Good one!

I have an image of 'Open all hours' and Ronnie Barker in my head now :o

Granville
 

My dad always watched that, he used to call me his little errand boy! But that was a long time ago now.

Matt 'Granville' Lawson #72