Things hard to say while drunk
 

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon


Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate


Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
co-ordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to pee in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Nudie run? Not for me thanks

Very good, with one exception. I think I could still refuse to do a nudie run, no matter how drunk I got. For 2 very good reasons; (1) I have been that drunk on numerous occasions and NEVER felt the need to strip (in public) and (2) my running when drunk is the most embarrassing, uncoordinated shambles it's possible to witness. Surprising, as my running when sober is absolutely fine. :bouncy:

Ulster constabulary

[Edited on 9-7-2004 by guest1]

Things that are easy to say when drunk
 

Huey,
Barf,
Spew,
Puke,
Burt,
Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh,
I don't feel well
The room's spinning.
Never again.

I only have these on hearsay of course :D

..i've gone blind... (oops, sorry, that's something else)....:barfy:

LMAO class jamie.

Anti-disestablishmentarianism !

Bloomin eck, it was difficult enough attempting to spell it, let alone say it ... and I'm stone cold sober !:(