What if......
 

There's some interesting photoshop jobs on this page http://marksavory.com/virtducati/ that mess with the looks of 2 valve Ducatis.

I'm quite partial to the SSie fully faired front/Monster rear myself...

Cool, think I might see about getting a monster mudgaurd to see if it'll fit my 800SSie, and then get a fender extender.

Think it'll fit?

..don't suppose there's anyway to make an ST look presentable...is there?

:sniff::sniff::sniff:

As long as it's a mudguard from a later Monster with the same 70mm(?) mounting holes I'd think it would.

Course I could be wrong but it's not my money so hell yeah it'd fit, go buy one....! :devil:

Its worse than you think...The Monster exists....

The Concept;
http://marksavory.com/ducati/index.html

The Reality;
http://speedzilla.zeroforum.com/zerothread?id=29686