eBay comedy
 

Hilarious, read through the whole thing -

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...tem=2486282932

how the other half live...LOL

Poor bloke,but he's honest!!:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

tends to pick the wrong women...me thinks!;)

'Kin hell he must be a proper nice guy, if that was MY wife she would have ended up under the patio just for the heart engraving :lol:

Mmmm..But what did he DO to HER? I ask...

There are many things that come to mind DJ...He probably came off very easily! ...(she says rubbing her hands in a bunny boiler fashion!):devil:

I always find the lime bath to be my preferred option. Quick, easy and no trace ...

:D

Not that I'v eput any thought into this you understand ...

LMAO trust me after going out with a bunnyboiler I feel I am qualified to say - from the sounds of it she is definitely one!
The poor sod doesn't even know the kids aren't his..... ;)

Not quite as satisfying though :lol:

What some viewers may not have seen is the cookie which arrives when you open the page. The cookie comes from "www.whatshouldiputonthefence.com", and having just checked out the site, the guy sounds a little "peeved" to say the least. Good fun though:D