Wish I wouldn't land on my right shoulder, it's had enough grief over the years!
  Butch, thanks for the offer! But there's a fair way to go yet - see below) 
 Tim, I already had a lie-in, remember ... on the roundabout! 
 Charlotte, thanks to you and Alan, very kind. I most likely need a responsible adult around when it comes to bleeding the front brake - as I am bleeding useless at that. 
 Right, let's see what we've done: 
 D= destroyed, U= usable
 RH Fairing Upper & Lower (D)
 Nose Cone & Screen (D)
 RH Fairing/Mirror mounting (D)
 RH Air Tube (D)
 RH Mirror (D)
 F Mudguard (D)
 F Brake Reservoir Cover (D)
 F Brake Lever (D)
 Throttle Twist Grip (U)
 R Brake Lever & Peg (D)
 RH R Indicator(D)
 RH Clip On and Bar End (U)
 RH Foot Peg (U)
 Clutch Cover (U)
 Tail Section (behind/under seat) (U)
 Rear Fairing (U)  
And: Gloves (did a damned good job saving my hand) (D)
 Hole in leathers (right shoulder) (U) 
 All in all, I am pretty close to being able to put the bike back on the road in time for Brands on the 10th but there are a couple of show-stoppers - notably the fairing/mirror mounting, the mirror, the rear indicator, rear brake lever peg, front brake reservoir cover and probably most importantly, the time, tools and expertise to fudge the bits I can get away with.  
Questions: 1. Do I 
really need to take out the front wheel to remove/fit the front mudguard on a 999? Looks like it to me.
 2. Is it possible or desirable to patch a small hole in your leathers?
 3. Remind me, why is it I like motorbikes?  
 
  Brands Hatch Indy Inters on the 750Sport - be afraid, be very afraid! 
 In summary ... "Ah , booger". 
 [Edited on 7-8-2005 by Loz]