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Originally posted by Herb
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
Brill !! and so true
In the middle of an argument ( Funnily enough about bikes )
I shouted out ''But you knew what I was like when you married me!''
The reply?
''Well I thought I could change you!''