Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Women! sometimes, Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[philthy]

Originally posted by Herb
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Brill !! and so true

In the middle of an argument ( Funnily enough about bikes )
I shouted out ''But you knew what I was like when you married me!''

The reply?

''Well I thought I could change you!''