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Originally posted by Ozz
Tim I will u2u my bank details. |
DEAR SIRLADY [Ozz] ESQ...,
GRACE BE TO GOD TEH ALMIGHTY I WELCOME YOU WITH THIS. MAY YOUR FRUIT ON YOUR LOINS BE WELCOME AND MANY.
I AM THE LAST SURVIVING SON OF THE GREAT DICTATOR OF THE GREATER OUTER REGION OF THE DICTATORSHIP FORMERLY KNOW AS OUTER REGION OF LDIMWOPRIWJFMSOW. MY FATTER DIED BUT WE ARE LIVING IN EXILE IN A SMALL FLAT IN HACKNEY, JUST OFF THE BALLS POND ROAD, AND WOULD LIKE YOUR HELP IN GETTING THE MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY AS THE BUS ONLY GOES PAST TWICE A WEEK, AND THEY WON'T TAKE A $40,000,000 NOTE.
PLEESE SEND ME VIA U2U YOUR BANK DETAILS AND I WILL PAY YOU HANDSOMELY, MORE HANDSOMELY THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE, MUCH LIKE A SHAVEN PIG WITH A HAPPY FACE.
YOURS,
NGNGNGNGT'PING THE THIRD