| It's on old one (and I should know) but here goes:
Blind man walks into all women bar by mistake and sits on stool, orders pint of beer and attempts conversation with bartender.
BM " Wanna hear a joke about two women stranded on a desert isle with only a donkey and one barrel?"
Bartender " May I warn you sir that I am an 18stone female ex-bouncer, you are sitting next to a 6ft 22stone female wrestler, behind you is the ex female boxing champion, and on your right is the female owner of this establishment. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?"
BM sips his drink and ponders the moment : "On second thoughts not really, I don't want to have to explain it four times" |