Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > friday joke

[guest1]

It's on old one (and I should know) but here goes:

Blind man walks into all women bar by mistake and sits on stool, orders pint of beer and attempts conversation with bartender.
BM " Wanna hear a joke about two women stranded on a desert isle with only a donkey and one barrel?"
Bartender " May I warn you sir that I am an 18stone female ex-bouncer, you are sitting next to a 6ft 22stone female wrestler, behind you is the ex female boxing champion, and on your right is the female owner of this establishment. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?"
BM sips his drink and ponders the moment : "On second thoughts not really, I don't want to have to explain it four times"

[andyb]

"Given myself yet another day off. Waiting for a new clutch to be delivered, that I intend to fit myself. Might be posting on the board for assistance later today"

You got the right tools.........i heard if your doing it on your own....you need a tool?