"Camping is staying overnight in a tent, not wot you do wiff your right hand (well maybe I should rephrase that one!!!) "
Oh! dear Mort!...Things getting that bad at home?
OK! Hers some tips for you...
LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR OLDER PERSONS
- Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.
- Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle.
- Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF !
- Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin... just in case!
- Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.
:P:P
[Edited on 1-3-2004 by kwikbitch]