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| #1  01-Mar-2004, 20:10 | ||||
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| "Camping is staying overnight in a tent, not wot you do wiff your right hand (well maybe I should rephrase that one!!!) " Oh! dear Mort!...Things getting that bad at home? OK! Hers some tips for you... LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR OLDER PERSONS - Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner. - Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle. - Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF ! - Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin... just in case! - Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.  :P:P[Edited on 1-3-2004 by kwikbitch]  |
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