| Proof that girls are evil
As if any was really needed, I now have solid proof that girls are evil.
As we all know, girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money
And we also know that Time = Money, therefore: Girls = Money x Money = Money(squared)
We also know that money is the root of all evil: Money = (root)Evil, therefore Girls = (root)Evil(squared)
By simplifying this last equation, we can therefore conclude that:
Girls = Evil |