Proof that girls are evil As if any was really needed, I now have solid proof that girls are evil. As we all know, girls require time and money: Girls = Time x Money And we also know that Time = Money, therefore: Girls = Money x Money = Money(squared) We also know that money is the root of all evil: Money = (root)Evil, therefore Girls = (root)Evil(squared) By simplifying this last equation, we can therefore conclude that: Girls = Evil |