OH COME ON JOHN...Surely you know better than to goad us on?...RIGHT...
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
...OH...I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW...
