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Old 09-Aug-2004, 21:46   #11
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OH COME ON JOHN...Surely you know better than to goad us on?...RIGHT...

What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

...OH...I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW...

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