Couple of lessons I've learned - Don't advise her to wear shorts on holiday when she's even a tiny bit worried about wearing a bikini. That doesn't go down too well.
Oh, and don't let her look down your phone unless you're sure it's "clean" of ANY incriminating evidence.
Speaking as someone who doesn't understand blokes, understanding women is a learning curve. By the time you get to 50, you might be half way there. Expect progress to be slow and painfull. Changing models, particularly changing to younger ones, only adds to the confusion. You either have to admit failure early on and just enjoy being confused or steer clear of us all together. Let's face it, if you're honest, you'd rather be out having a blat with the blokes or having a quiet drink in the pub ... come to that, so would I!
Oh no! Nadia's a MAN you say!!!! OK so she may look a bit rough round the edges, and that steel pole looked as though it was bending a little when she was hangin off it, but has anyone checked her credentials? She may have said it just for the sympathy vote.
If women were female men I could understand them, but they're not, and I don't.
As the old punchline goes:"It would be easier to build a multi-lane highway between England and Hawaii than it would to be able to understand a woman"
Or you could by the bible... Why did God create man first? because you always do a rough draft before you create your masterpiece....
OK...I'll get me coat!:P [/quote]
Maybe God is a woman,great minds think a like, then Man may as well ride around on a Ducati with his mates cause we an'int much good at anything else if we are to believe the fairer sex's angle of things, the thing with Man/ Women is we dont live long enough or have the time to waste in trying to understand Man Women relationships,just how many books have been writen about the subject, most of the writers have all ended up divorced or chucked them self of Beachy Head . I think Einstien's Theory of Relitivity may indeed be an easier subject to understand. Ill just ask the missus 4D
Mood: All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
Quite frankly I am amazed anyone was even stupid enough to ask the question. We are not meant to understand wimin, that's the whole point of the experiment. Just accept they are different. If you want more evidence read "Why men don't listen.... by the Peases" -