Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > A New Womens DSC Forum?

[kwikbitch]

Possible New topics for the female threads could be.....?

" Why do slippers only come in basic colours and not pink?"

"Where can I get my 996 sprayed in pink?"

" Fluffy ears. To wear or not to wear?"

" Does this lipstick clash with the Yella paintwork?"

"If I get my tummy button pearced will it rub on my two piece ?"

"I'm on my period. Shall I ride today?"

[Road Runner]

So it dosen't show if you drip water on them while your washing up

[Road Runner]

as for the rest I think barbie do one

Fluffy ears only in bed

lipstick Not if its RED

Tummy button pearced WHY ?

Ride while period err pass on that one
as I have a wife and three daughters.

[paulmort]

I have really tried hard to edumacate you. Its obviously not werkin so well at the mo.
more lessons needed
Make coffee
Polish bike
Make more coffee
Go out riding
More coffee
Wash bike
Ride out again in afternoon
Look sexy in leathers
More coffee
Cook dinner
Ride in evening sunshine
Learn to pull cork from bokkle of wine
Fall asleep

easy aint it??

oh and ferg, slippers come in RED from STM

[rcgbob44]

Lets get this right once and for all!
A womans place is in the home, washing cleaning and having babies!

Should women even be allowed to vote yet alone drive motorised vehicles?????????

mmmmmmmmmmm that should get some form of response methinks


Jesus I hope KB and all the other don`t reade this

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by vman1000cc
Does my Arse look big on this...

And for the average BikerBird, the answer is always.....YES!!!

Good job the ladees on here on not average then isn't it!:P

[Edited on 22-2-2004 by kwikbitch]

[kwikbitch]

Here's a copy of my posting on another thread.....

" Does my bum look big in these leathers and have I got a VPL?"
"What's the best Mascara to wear so it doesn't run when you do over 70?"
"Shall i grow my hair? It looks awful when I take my lid off!"
"Is this dash of red on my leathers too much dahling? Does it clash with the Ducati red?"
"I cant put my feet down properly. Do you think it'd dangerous for me to wear my prada heels?"
:P

[Queen_gravelpants]

Originally posted by kwikbitch
Here's a copy of my posting on another thread.....

" Does my bum look big in these leathers and have I got a VPL?"
"What's the best Mascara to wear so it doesn't run when you do over 70?"
"Shall i grow my hair? It looks awful when I take my lid off!"
"Is this dash of red on my leathers too much dahling? Does it clash with the Ducati red?"
"I cant put my feet down properly. Do you think it'd dangerous for me to wear my prada heels?"
:P

Ha ha ha you read my mind there KB

Water proof mascara...is there such a thing for bikers? I got home today looking like a bad impression of Alice Cooper

Where can I buy industrial strength foundation...every time I take off my lid I have a two tone forehead!

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by Queen_gravelpants
Ha ha ha you read my mind there KB

Water proof mascara...is there such a thing for bikers? I got home today looking like a bad impression of Alice Cooper

Where can I buy industrial strength foundation...every time I take off my lid I have a two tone forehead!

Take it with you! Go to the bog with your lid on...and apply foundation in private...TA DA!!!

AND...How do you check your make up when at traffic lights? I still cant work that one out?

[Gill]

How about a problem page.....

"Dear Aunty Lisa
My husband doesn't understand me. I keep emptying the bank account to buy shiny new Ducatis. Perhaps I should learn to bake a cake instead?"