Tuesday Joke > >A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker > >catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the > >hooker, "How much?" > >Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." Guy says, "$500 > >dollars! For a hand-job! > >No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" > > > >The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do > >you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond > >that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, > >smiling invitingly, "I own those. > >And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." > > > >Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." They retire to a > >nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed > >realising that he just experienced the > >hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. > > > >He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The > >hooker replies, "$1,500." "$1,500!? No blow-job could be worth that". > >The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you > >see that casino > >just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it > >because I give a > >blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." > > > >The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, > >"Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed > >than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his > >money's worth. > >He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and > >unforgettable experience. > > > >He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" > >The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the > >whole city of Las Vega s is laid out before us, all those beautiful > >lights, gambling palaces and showplaces?" > >"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" "No," the > >hooker replies, "but I would if > >I had a pussy..." |