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Old 15-Jul-2005, 18:27
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3 Men - 3 Wives - 3 Presents ......
Three men are sitting at a bar...

The first says: "I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds"

The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he shows them this pic .....



The second guy says: "I bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds"

"That HAS to be a Ferrari - right?"

"Yeah that's right! here's a pic"



The third one says "I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 200... ... IN JUST 2 SECONDS!!"

The other 2 guys " yeaaah right"

"heres a pic ....."





















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Old 15-Jul-2005, 18:35
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Old 15-Jul-2005, 19:35
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Old 15-Jul-2005, 20:01
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I hope you never get in situation 3 dibble !
btw
I'd like the middle one to come and polish my paintwork if you could arrange it please
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