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 08-Oct-2005, 01:06 | #1 |
| Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 874 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Glasgow Mood: 2 for 1 mmm :) Berto Forgot to take his keys to JEREZ, Lets all laugh at Berto !! Yes, let me set the scene, all the lads are standing at the door of the lorry excited about unloading their bikes when Davie says to Berto "your bikes next to come off" to which Rab says "Oh no ive left my keys back in Glasgow" all the guys say "aye very good ya wee spanner get them Oot" to which Rab says "honestly, im a total Diddy, ive left my keys on the kitchen table" Ill leave the following scenes to your imagination, to say the least he got Absolute Pelters, (glaswegian for "Stick") off everyone and has now had to get his keys Fed-exed over to Spain. Muppet award goes to Rab, Well done m8. I knew id get my own back. /ian    | |
| 08-Oct-2005, 02:10 | #3 |
| Registered Forum User Big Twin  Posts: 1,698 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: N F A Mood: renegade sexy racer | |
| 08-Oct-2005, 09:25 | #5 |
| Registered Forum User 500SD  Posts: 623 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Staffordshire Mood: Happy as Larry!!! | |
| 08-Oct-2005, 09:37 | #6 |
| Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 653 Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Central Scotland Mood: Bonjour Bonjour we are the Billy Rab you are indeed a dawber of the highest order. I know what happened, he thought he was going over there as pit B1tch again so didn't think he needed them!!! Don't know why he fedexed them over, he is a weggie, why the hell did he not just hot wire it, or was he pretending he was posh and didn't know how to do it  Ya wee fudger, you are getting it tight, best just staying in Jerez........ | |
| 08-Oct-2005, 09:46 | #7 |
| Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,549 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Penrith, Lake District Mood: is it the weekend yet?? | |
| 08-Oct-2005, 12:41 | #10 |
| Ducati Dealer Mille Bikes: 1098R Track Bike  Posts: 217 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Glasgow Mood: Dealer of the Year 2008 Just fell of the office chair after reading this post! Rest assured all you DSC members out there, Berto is gonna receive the ****ging of his life when he gets back to sunny Glasgow! If truth be told, I really hope his keys get there on time and he doesn't miss out! What a nightmare!!!  He'll probably post his fastest lap pushing the thing round anyway!  Good luck Berto! Prepare yourself for the torrent of abuse that will no doubt follow!! Martin | |
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