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Old 24-Mar-2006, 14:36
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\'Nother Friday Funny

If you have a falling out with someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then you're a mile away AND you have his shoes!!
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Old 27-Mar-2006, 22:26
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Three men, an American, a Japanese and an Irishman, were sitting naked
in the sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm
to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone, I
have a microchip in my hand."

Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and
went to the toilet.

He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his bum. The
others raised their eyebrows.

"Bejeezuz look at that I'm getting a fax!"
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