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[AK]

I got asked tonight by 'im-in-the-garridge' what I wanted for xmas

I like surprises really, but I know he needs a prod in the right direction sometimes tho

so, do I ask for the DP comfort seat, or new rear sets (new susp set up would be ace, or a CSS day - but am living in cloud cuckoo land methinks )
- or do I mention about some bling for myself

....or something totally different?

and more to the point, what are you guys likely to get 'her-in-the-kitchen' (Joke name!!) for xmas...

C

ps: Dickie - any answers of hatchets & baseball bats not considered, I have my own collection

[Loz]

Originally posted by CK and AK
I got asked tonight by 'im-in-the-garridge' what I wanted for xmas

I like surprises really, but I know he needs a prod in the right direction sometimes tho

...

and more to the point, what are you guys likely to get 'her-in-the-kitchen' (Joke name!!) for xmas...

C

Not sure, but I reckon a "prod in the right direction" sounds ideal for Xmas or any other time for that matter



[Edited on 3-11-2005 by Loz]

[AK]

err, no ta Paul

got a silver one ta - and it works (until AK tries to cook another bit of bike in it )

[AK]

Loz behave:P:P

you know what I meant

[Loz]

Originally posted by CK and AK
Loz behave:P:P

you know what I meant

Oh, yes indeedy ...

[rcgbob44]

Might treat her to a new set of saucepans!

[berto]

plastic surgery......Lady goes to see the surgeon and says"can you make me an arse like kylie's" Surgeon lifts up her skirt and says...."one?..I could make you five" boom boom!!!!

[andyb]

Lady goes to the plastic surgeon and asks for a bigger cleavage.
Surgeon replies, " rub some toilet paper between your breasts"

She says "what?"


He says, " Well it did wonders for your Arse!"

[GsxrAge]

I will buy the wife a ...................................















TURKEY

[andyb]

Originally posted by AGE996
I will buy the wife a ...................................















TURKEY

A gobbling one?