Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Punishment suggestions please

[AK]

OK, heres the scenario:

We need to move Snotty out of the garage to take her somewhere. She is tucked up at the back, snuggled upto Tango.
To enable us to move Snot, I need to wheel out my bike from the front.
However, an important call comes in, so I whizz off into house to get pen & paper for info.

Am gorn 3 mins.

In that time, dearly beloved hubby (or possibly not at the moment) decides to get a move on - and shift my bike.
Takes quickly her off the side stand - and hears a massive crack!!
To his horror, he had forgotten that he had shoved a car jack close in to Her Majesty last w/end after changing the brake discs, and she had now heavily rolled onto it cracking the bellypan

He manages to extricate her, but leaving a bit of a gash & crumpled lump off it

I wasnt too amused, so can you suggest any punishment that I can put him through later?

C

[TP]

I think you should make him a nice cup of tea and sooth his troubled head given he is already deeply disturbed by hurting your pride and joy.

Perhaps I can suggest making him a nice meal and massaging his feet?

[NBs996]

He did it on purpose, just to get punished.
So best thing you can do to REALLY punish him is fetch his slippers, an ice cold beer and buy him porn.

[Rally]

... and give him oral pleasure. Men hate that.

[AK]

Guys!!

we are obviously not on the same planet!!

I was thinking more in the lines of hiding the van keys, so he has to cycle to work next week - or similar (cos HIS bikes batteries are dead)

:P

ps: Rally, I'll have a word with you tomorrow!

[nelly]

barbed wire and genitalia spring to mind

[Iconic944ss]

I was sure the replies to this were going to involve whips, chains and humliation of some sort. But I'll leave that for the girlies to supply!

Well done guys - male support of the best kind!

[Davieravie]

I agree in whole with TP......KNOW YOUR PLACE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!

[clockwork orange]

Go on strike for a week - no cooking, laundry etc till he does it.........

[andys 900ss]

Hey Charlotte,

Have you seen the film 'Mr & Mrs Smith'?

I watched it last night, you'll find some good options in that !!!

Andy