Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Who's a clever miss then....????

[kwikbitch]

ME...ME...ME...

Just had a go at cleaning the chain off the Mito!...
It is gleaming....
"I thank-you, I thank-you!...There you go Ofsted! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! (even if it's not in the National Curriculum...It blinking should be!)

[andyb]

MISS, MISS, shouldnt that be, "chain on the Mito," or, "chain off of the Mito"??

[paulmort]

just cant tell these teechers can we????????
well done KB, next find the dip stick to measure the oil level
bestest and lurve u really
mort

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by andyb
MISS, MISS, shouldnt that be, "chain on the Mito," or, "chain off of the Mito"??

Stuff the grammar...I'm not at work now you know!...And it's chain off the mito...It would make a right mess if I tried to clean it ON the Mito wouldn't it?
:P

Anyway...You're not Ofsted are you??? (raises eyebrow with suspicion...)

[Ian]

yeah but if Ofsted were to check up on the cleanness of your chain following on from how they test they schools and LEA’s now they would give you so much time and warning, you would be able to give them an almost totally different impression of how your chain was for the previous 3 years!!! Just wait to the unannounced spot checks come in……

[paulmort]

!...And it's chain off the mito...It would make a right mess if I tried to clean it ON the Mito wouldn't it?

No

anywun else take their chain off to clean it?
doh, i'll get me coat
a KB baiting mort

[kwikbitch]

Well if the garage were OFsted they'd definately put Paulmort into special Measures for the state of his chain...

AND they'd definately make allowances for the fact that I'm "new" to the biking world...and have only been qualified less than a year!

Hey! I'm a NQB (newly qualified Biker!):P

[rockhopper]

Mort, do two smokes have dipsticks???

[paulmort]

anyway, lets congratulate KB on her momentous acheivement (did i spel orl that write miss???)
KB, did u take my comments bout yer chain to heart then?
Next job, as opposed to Rush job!
How to put petrol into tank, first take key and find fuel tank cover, then.......
KB baiting sesh just gettin into swing
mort

[Ian]

Originally posted by kwikbitch
Well if the garage were OFsted they'd definately put Paulmort into special Measures for the state of his chain...

AND they'd definately make allowances for the fact that I'm "new" to the biking world...and have only been qualified less than a year!

Hey! I'm a NQB (newly qualified Biker!):P

you sure Mort aint SEN? In need of a TA? Have a word with the LEA or DFES, or perhaps BECTA?