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| #1  26-Apr-2004, 07:51 | |||
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| After my brush with Hampshire\'s finest yesterday.................. Making dreams come true.................. Two men are driving through Hampshire when they get pulled over by a traffic policeman. The policeman walks up and taps on the window with his truncheon. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK! the policeman smacks him in the head with the stick. "What the heck was that for?" asks the driver. "You're in Hampshire, mate," the officer replied. "When we pull you over, you better have your driving license ready when we get to your car." "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here," explains the driver. The policeman runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK! the policeman smacks him on the head with the truncheon. "What'd you do that for?" he asks. "I'm not even driving." "Just making your wish come true," says the officer. "Making what wish come true?" asks the passenger. "I know," says the policeman, "that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your mate, 'I wish that w****r would've tried that **** with me!'"    |
| #2 26-Apr-2004, 09:03 | |||
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