Can't call it Ruth - it's black. Think about it logically. Well, you can if you like. And I can help you file the divorce papers, too
I'm amazed how cheap insurance for 2nd bikes (and 3rd) is. Not as cheap as yours but I'm only paying £35 for each of mine.
My Monster is called Minnie (inspiration came from Minnie the Moocher, Cab Calloway song).
You could appease the wife by using Heinz. No cost to you and big bonus points could come your way. Not that I'm here to give marriage guidance. I'm a 'pensions and divorce' expert, me, or used to be in my IFA days