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Craig

[Rattler]

"having the snip was easy, dealing with bollox this big is the problem!!!"

"has anyone seen my race pace?; it was only small, about this size, but I've not seen it for a few years!!! "

"...I would have won the race, but a small dog, ran out in front of me"

"You said I needed bigger balls, I've had the opp, my gonads are now the size of goldfish bowls, but I'm still slow as shite!!!"

[nelly]

"Maybe..... just maybe, if it makes 'em that big, i might have it done to"

"why would you want the bars moving back and a pillar on the tank ya lordship?" .... "cause they're the size of water melons mate, this big!!"

[Chaz]

Recon the swelling will go down over the next couple of weeks, in the mean time I'll try & miss the bumps

[Chris Wood]

" I had a **** this big before the race too...."

" Really, now that would have upset the handling?"

[Jools]

"You do realise that the head you're holding is just an imaginary girlfriend dont you?"