joke time! Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman get seperated from the rest of there regiment during a desert storm in deepest Iraq. Captured, blindfolded, bound and gagged they are marched for days across the desert to a tent in the middle of nowhere. Who is there but Saddam himself. Paraded in front of him - "rip their beating hearts from their chests after 1000 cuts" he shouts. Frogmarched to the door, Saddam shouts "STOP" You can go free and live if . . . . . . . . . . . . you sing me a song about a dog. Englishman is up first, and sings "how much is that doggy in the window" "Love it" Saddam screams, "used to sing it to my kids, you're next Scotsman" Scotsman gives the Elvis classic "old Shep". "Love that as well.....anyone who sings the King is OK in my book, go free Scotsman, your turn Irishman!" He stands and thinks, then thinks some more. Saddam is getting impatient, sharpening the knives........laying out a white sheet......"come on" he shouts "ok, I got one" the Irishman retorts. "Strangers in the night, exchanging glances, wondering what might, what were the chances" "ho, hey, no, hey, stop, ho, stop, thats not a song about a dog!" belts Saddam "sure it is now, let me finish now" says the Irishman "wondering what might, what were the chances. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .scooby scooby doo |