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Originally posted by psychlist Quote: Originally posted by guest1 Who's Clive Woodward? Didn't he invent the C5? | No! He's the illegitimate son of Callan |
Having no interest whatsoever in watching men play with balls, I wondered about doing a who's who:
David Beckham – An exhaust manufacturer as immortalised in the company promotional video: Bend it like Beckham
Clive Woodward – the illegitimate son of Callan and Britt Ekland spawned whilst filming the Straw Man (acknowledgement to psychlist)
Rio Ferdinand – a south american bovine breed
Thiere Henry – some dude who does adverts
Vinny Jones – a mediocre actor
Will Carling – a serial womanising Paul Burrell lookalike
Johnny Wilkinson – a brand of whiskey?
Sharon Davies – a type of coat hangar