Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Amish view of life

[Mark]

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They
were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I
don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a fat, old lady went up to the moving walls
and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady
went inside between them into a small room. The walls
closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers
began to light in the reverse o rder.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old
blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother.

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[guest1]

seeing as you started:

Dave (not his real name) was losing sleep, and he had felt guilty all day long. No matter how hard he had tried to forget it he couldn't. The guilt and sense of overwhelming betrayal were immense.
But every now and then the soothing voice would come into his mind "Dave, you're a single man, you're not the first and certainly not the last Doctor to have slept with one of his patients. Let it go Dave, chill out"
But always the more sinister voice woud creep into his thoughts, the one that brought him back to reality with a quiet whisper :"But Dave....you're a vet!"

[Mark]

[deej]