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Old 27-Feb-2006, 13:02
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And sent them homeward.....

...tae think again

Having lived in England for 25 years, I support England in everything they do, EXCEPT when they're playing Scotland. I wouldn't normally raise this but it's been coming.......

There is a famous poem by Robert Burns that seems very apt when thinking of poor Everton.

Burns was a farmer and one day, whilst ploughing his field, the plough crashed through the home of a mouse and having done this, Burns reflects on how his life is similar to that of the mouse.....

Think of the mouse as Everton and all those that wanted to see the Jocks humiliated by the superior might of the all conquering English.

Look particularly at verse 7


Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous Everton,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!

I'm truly sorry man's dominion,
Has broken nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An' fellow-mortal!

I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor Everton, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request;
I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,
An' never miss't!

Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
It's silly wa's the win's are strewin!
An' naething, now, to big a new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's winds ensuin,
Baith snell an' keen!

Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste,
An' weary winter comin fast,
An' cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell-
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro' thy cell.

That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble,
Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter's sleety dribble,
An' cranreuch cauld!

But, Everton, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!

Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e'e.
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!

WeeJohnyB
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Old 27-Feb-2006, 13:05
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...tae think again

Having lived in England for 25 years, I support England in everything they do, EXCEPT when they're playing Scotland. I wouldn't normally raise this but it's been coming.......

There is a famous poem by Robert Burns that seems very apt when thinking of poor Everton.

Burns was a farmer and one day, whilst ploughing his field, the plough crashed through the home of a mouse and having done this, Burns reflects on how his life is similar to that of the mouse.....

Think of the mouse as Everton and all those that wanted to see the Jocks humiliated by the superior might of the all conquering English.

Look particularly at verse 7


Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous Everton,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!

I'm truly sorry man's dominion,
Has broken nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An' fellow-mortal!

I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor Everton, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request;
I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,
An' never miss't!

Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
It's silly wa's the win's are strewin!
An' naething, now, to big a new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's winds ensuin,
Baith snell an' keen!

Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste,
An' weary winter comin fast,
An' cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell-
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro' thy cell.

That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble,
Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter's sleety dribble,
An' cranreuch cauld!

But, Everton, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!

Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e'e.
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!

WeeJohnyB

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Old 27-Feb-2006, 17:58
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I was visiting my local hospital the other week and i walked past a ward where all i could hear were lots of voices reciting that very poem over and over again.

I aksed a Doctor what was going on and he told me that it was the serious burns unit.
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Old 27-Feb-2006, 18:30
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So besides missing WSB this weekend I take it I missed something else as well
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Old 27-Feb-2006, 18:44
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Originally posted by WeeJohnyB
...tae think again

Having lived in England for 25 years, I support England in everything they do, EXCEPT when they're playing Scotland. I wouldn't normally raise this but it's been coming.......

There is a famous poem by Robert Burns that seems very apt when thinking of poor Everton.

Burns was a farmer and one day, whilst ploughing his field, the plough crashed through the home of a mouse and having done this, Burns reflects on how his life is similar to that of the mouse.....

Think of the mouse as Everton and all those that wanted to see the Jocks humiliated by the superior might of the all conquering English.

Look particularly at verse 7


Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous Everton,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!

I'm truly sorry man's dominion,
Has broken nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An' fellow-mortal!

I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor Everton, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request;
I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,
An' never miss't!

Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
It's silly wa's the win's are strewin!
An' naething, now, to big a new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's winds ensuin,
Baith snell an' keen!

Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste,
An' weary winter comin fast,
An' cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell-
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro' thy cell.

That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble,
Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter's sleety dribble,
An' cranreuch cauld!

But, Everton, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!

Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e'e.
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!

WeeJohnyB

Can we have it in English please :P
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Old 27-Feb-2006, 19:15
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Can we have it in English please :P

Saved me saying it
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Old 27-Feb-2006, 23:59
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here you go....

Small, sleek, cowering, timorous beast,
O, what a panic is in your breast!
You need not start away so hasty
With hurrying scamper!
I would be loath to run and chase you,
With murdering plough-staff.

I'm truly sorry man's dominion
Has broken Nature's social union,
And justifies that ill opinion
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth born companion
And fellow mortal!

I doubt not, sometimes, but you may steal;
What then? Poor beast, you must live!
An odd ear in twenty-four sheaves
Is a small request;
I will get a blessing with what is left,
And never miss it.

Your small house, too, in ruin!
It's feeble walls the winds are scattering!
And nothing now, to build a new one,
Of coarse grass green!
And bleak December's winds coming,
Both bitter and keen!

You saw the fields laid bare and wasted,
And weary winter coming fast,
And cozy here, beneath the blast,
You thought to dwell,
Till crash! the cruel plough past
Out through your cell.

That small bit heap of leaves and stubble,
Has cost you many a weary nibble!
Now you are turned out, for all your trouble,
Without house or holding,
To endure the winter's sleety dribble,
And hoar-frost cold.

But Mouse, you are not alone,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes of mice and men
Go often askew,
And leaves us nothing but grief and pain,
For promised joy!

Still you are blest, compared with me!
The present only touches you:
But oh! I backward cast my eye,
On prospects dreary!
And forward, though I cannot see,
I guess and fear!

WeeJohny B
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Old 28-Feb-2006, 00:28
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Tell me you didn't just write all that out
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Old 28-Feb-2006, 00:33
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Just got back from Scotland today. Monday was declared a bank holiday and all the radio stations were playing Tchaikovsky..........all day
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Old 28-Feb-2006, 03:30
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Just got back from Scotland today. Monday was declared a bank holiday and all the radio stations were playing Tchaikovsky..........all day

You better beleive it !

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