yeah there is, page 57 states..."never own up to anyone or show anyone your ducati unless they have one themselves, in particular, plumbers, washing machine repair men and the inland revenue, it is also a good idea to hide the fact from your wife/girlfriend that you have spent a s**t load of money on a motorcycle that you love more than her. we recommend that having told her you are "going out for a walk" you push the bike to the end of the road before you start it up, and always remember to get the bugs out of your teeth before retuning home cause you will always be smiling when riding a ducati !"