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Decided to cook my luverly missus a meal, nothing planned, just plundered the fridge and knocked something up with no reciepe.

Fry onions, red, green, yellow peppers and mushrooms in some chilli oil with some garlic for a few minutes, add prawns for another couple of minutes.

When nearly done open that bottle of cheap and nasty white wine that some tight git brought to the last party that is only fit for degreasing the chain or cooking, pour some in pan cook for another few minutes until nearly evaporated, sprinkle some parsley on, then serve with salad, pitta bread and humous, wash down with bottle of champagne.

Wife has massive smile at unexpected treat, and say another bike is far more use than new kitchen

Open another of bottle of plonk to relieve pain of poke in eye with sharp fingernail.

Cheap quick simple meal, although poke in eye is optional Try it folks, its delicious.