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Old 04-May-2004, 15:49
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Politicians .... bah!

Got e-mailed this one today and made me smile.............

A bus load of politicians were driving down a Dorset country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.


The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the village Policeman came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.


The old farmer told him he had buried them.


"Crikey, were they ALL dead?" asked the Policeman.


The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians love to lie."

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