Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Giggle on a wet Wednesday

[Mark]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6
days you would have produced enough
sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9
months, enough gas is produced to create
the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure
when it pumps out to the body to squirt
blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its
head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)


(I'm still not over the pig.)




Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate
while its head is attached to its body. The
female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body
length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.


(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you
imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a
pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.


(I still want to be a pig in my next
life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the
tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine
years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)




Elephants are the only animals that cannot
jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that
out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species
that have sex for pleasure.


(What about that pig??)

[madmav]

pmsl

[Iconic944ss]

I'd love to know how someone worked out a pig's orgasm lasts soooo long.....

Unless a crazed scientist did the real testing of course

Hope he at least had a cigarette afterwards