Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > silly names

[Nigel C]

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new
name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward
it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back
to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. See
Below for example.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i= chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i= cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i= lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

and rather embarrasingly for the record I am Fluffy gizzardfanny

[AK]

Hello Nige - from Poopsie Rhinopants!

-and thats me AND Alan

[uncle porry]

just a quick hello from "loopy girdlehiney" ...

[Glyn]

dinky bubblebreath
thats wierd
thats what they used to call me at school

[dave w]

And a warm hello from Squeezit Applechunks ( dave w ) and Boobie Chickensniffer ( HellsBells ) Er, Helen... is there something about your sexual orientation your not telling me about ????

[webbyc]

Hi there this is Loopy Girdlemouth here. Us Girdlemouths are from a long line that started way back in the mists of time. Our country seat is in Pratts Bottom, which is very apt if you've met any of the other girdlemouths!!!. Still can't prattle on here all day, I've got other people to bore. Also daddy's got to get up early to go up to the House of Lords tomorrow.

[Ian]

hi there people,

Love from

Zippy Liverpants

stupid idea, how stupid am i for doing it? Stupid enough, - looks like I have my next screen name then.

[rockhopper]

I'm dorkey waffle buns and Lynn is zippy bubble chunks.

I'm sure she'll appreciate that!

Very good!!

[Ozz]

Dorkey girdlebrain! Lovely.

[paulmort]

Welcome to the world of
Mister Dorkey Bubble-Sniffer
pse note the surname is hy-phenated tho'
Do I'll get me (very wet after Donny) coat
acturally Im gettin to like this, will Image Works make me a screen logo
Mr. Dorkey aka B-S?