Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. The internet is a wonderful thing.
"I walk into a bar and the bouncer comes over to me, real ****y, and goes, "Take off the hat!" I'm like, "What's the deal?" He goes, "I'll tell you what the deal is. Gay people in this area wear hats; we're tryin' to keep them out of our club!"Oh really? The only way we can tell down in Texas is if they have their hair cut like, yours."