You could always go and nick a few of the multitude still using mobile phones when driving although from what I hear that law isn't being taken very seriously.
Paul, I've just had a Paso in with a brand new set of Michelins on it. A59/M59 Frt/Rr, and in the correct sizes. They must still be available? Not the best tyre in the world, but they'd get you rolling.
Thanks Nelly, been chatting with tyreman and he reckons we might be able to get Bridgestones, would shudder at the thought of riding the bike on Michelins having had so many bad experiences with their crap tyres.