Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Gender I.D.

[AK]

You may not know this, but many nonliving things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tyre is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!


:P:P

C

[nelly]

Hurricanes are female ..............................

The anticipation makes the hair stand up on your neck. When they do come all hell breaks loose. Everyone loves a good blow job, but when they leave, you're left with nothing. They take the house, the contents, the car and it takes you years to rebuild

[itexuk]

I think i have caught bird flu - reason being, i cant park the car any more and ive started talking non stop!!!

[Monty]

I've found a sure fire way to cut out the trouble of divorce. Don't bother to get married, just find a woman you don't like and give her your house and all your money..................

Tin hat on and retire immediately.

John