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[AK]

Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. Can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....................)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone.


CK

... is that a male pig or a female pig they're talking about? 'Cos if it's the female then my wife says it isn't worth changing.

[Edited on 21-6-2004 by Webteam]

[guest1]

heh, heh, heh (rubbing hands together)
Time to get my own back on the cats:-
Install black light flood light in back garden and then check out cats face when it see's glowing pxxs on grass.

[AK]

Originally posted by Webteam
... is that a male pig or a female pig they're talking about? 'Cos if it's the female then my wife says it isn't worth changing.

[Edited on 21-6-2004 by Webteam]

do'y'know - I'm not sure

Best you agree with wife mate

C

ps. Imagine the build up for******~~~~~~####### - only 30 mins???

[Edited on 21-6-2004 by CK and AK]

[brownrigby]

SUPERB

[kwikbitch]

mmmmm...I wonder if you can come back as a pig if your Dad's a muslim?

[phoenix68]

Only one problems I can see with coming back as a female pig.........wheres the guarentee they don't use artifical insemination!!

Would kinda take the shine off it........

[DJ Tera]

Originally posted by Webteam
... is that a male pig or a female pig they're talking about? 'Cos if it's the female then my wife says it isn't worth changing.

[Edited on 21-6-2004 by Webteam]

Didn't know there were cuckold pigs too! :P

[guest1]

Originally posted by CK and AK
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

Snails and slugs?
Starfish?