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[AK]

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my woman rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he hand me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' woman living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this hooker on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da gurl and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:

Today's word is :"OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo azz fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide.

[Felix]

Not bad, CK, but I still perfer a gurl section.

[AK]

:P

[ScottyB]

"13. Fortify - I axed this hooker on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."




Brilliant

[PB]