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[Redruth]

CK, being an exception just adds to their confusion. If they can't fathom the standard model, what change have they got with the suped up ones? Don't attempt to enlighten them. The less they understand, the more freedom you've got.

Andyb, your confusion seems to stem from the fact that you've let her have the remote control. This is very unusual behaviour for a man and I'm surprised you've fessed up to it. GET IT BACK. That will solve a lot of the problems. Or, put a TV in your garage and tell HER you're giving her some 'space'. And one more tip (I've got loads but I'll keep them to myself, thanks) never, ever suggest she's pre-menstrual. We really hate that, especially when it's true.

[Ian]

Is a relationship not about tolerance and trying to understand what the other enjoys? Can pleasure not be derived from seeing somebody else happy however odd it seems to us? Or did Alexander the Great have the right idea?

As for Big Brother, - in my opinion you can't dismiss this year’s show as being in the same junk league as soaps. This years series was the most interesting example of a micro-society, - I think put together by some very clever psychologists who had the sense to foresee how certain personalities would react when mixed with others. At times it was fascinating to watch and see first hand how alcohol used by people who can't handle it has such a negative effect on a community, - and also how 1 person can have such a disruptive effect on a group of people which resulted in conflict.

The chosen winner also proved something deep within the UK psyche, - we all love an underdog and the sympathy vote here is king. Or was it fair play to a trans being "accepted" for the person she is now?

[Henners]

Is a relationship not about tolerance and trying to understand what the other enjoys? Can pleasure not be derived from seeing somebody else happy however odd it seems to us?

In a word Ian NO!

[kwikbitch]

This thread is so funny...AS IF WE are gonna give YOU tips on understanding US...:P:P

[uncle porry]

Originally posted by kwikbitch
This thread is so funny...AS IF WE are gonna give YOU tips on understanding US...:P:P

would listen very carefuly to any tips you might have, however, surely you have to be able to understand yourselves before you can start giving us advice ??

[AK]

Originally posted by uncle porry

would listen very carefuly to any tips you might have, however, surely you have to be able to understand yourselves before you can start giving us advice ??

Oh-Oh!

...............I can feel a (old type) V-man comment appearing from myself soon......

C

ps, apologies Van!

[nelly]

You've no chance

You're better off buying a book on Nuclear Physics or trying to come up with your own theory on how the universe was created from a single atom that went pop one day......................

Just remember..................simply nod when you're spoken to, smile when you get home, and never..........never.............tell her her bum looks big in those jeans
Oh yeah, and buy a second TV

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by nelly
You've no chance

You're better off buying a book on Nuclear Physics or trying to come up with your own theory on how the universe was created from a single atom that went pop one day......................

Or you could by the bible...
Why did God create man first?
because you always do a rough draft before you create your masterpiece....


OK...I'll get me coat!:P

[paulmort]

Ian, wot you been on, must make a note to myself "steer clear of that stuff he's smokin, its really bad"
Nelly, astro physics and desmodronics must be in the same manual
KB, welcome back, but we still aint goin to understand wimmin' not matter how much you hold back
and well done to CK, she can spanner better than me
All I now need to know is how to get ooodles of brownie points so I ant in the pooh as I head off for Cadwell
Ladee members...............................HHHHHHHHHHHH HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP please, (mort grovelin nicely)
in a likkle worrysome blooo mood

[Henners]

There's only one piece of advice worth anything to us men - maintain an air of mystery chaps!