Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Would you re-marry?

[NBs996]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.


WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "****."

[Mark]

I like that!

[weeian]

HAHAHAAHHA, brilliant !!

/ian

[BDG]

Hiliarious

Just hope she wasn't called Mrs Bobbit

[YMFB]

excellent

[ericthered40]

[kwikbitch]

Mmmmm....

[Redruth]

How to dig a hole for yourself - and then just throw yourself right in it - brilliant