That's strange, coz I got a £50000 appearance fee at the Shell Oils riders bash, a BMW M4, 2 weeks in the Seychelles, Globe-Trotter A-list luggage, Solange Azagury-Partridge peace sign necklace, Coco de Mer naughty spank paddle and blindfold, Joules Clothing union flag wellingtons, Beau Bra union flag knickers, Agent Provocateur Lip'n'nipple plumperplus pop-up shop, James Hull tooth whitening system, U2 special edition iPod, Lasik eye surgery voucher, Bottle of Trump fragrance for men, One-year membership at The Sports Club, Los Angeles, Acupuncture treatment voucher, First-class upgrade on an American Airlines transatlantic flight, Nintendo DS handheld video game system, Diamond-encrusted brooch and money clip from Steinmetz and Moussaieff, Hair straighteners and hair care products from Nicky Clarke, Limited edition Parker pen, Bottle of Taittinger champagne, A weeklong yacht vacation in the Caribbean or Mexico, A night at a Canyon Ranch resort and spa, Indy 500 track access, Diamond jewellery and an 18-carat gold vibrator!!
Not sure I'll have much use for the iPod