Thanks for the words of wisdom guys/gals.
Lizzie: I can't believe you told the whole board about our arrangments for you sending me my adult magazines ("Light reading") good code word..........(I take it that is my membership stuff hopefully that will chear me up when i get home)
Marky mark thanks for the U2U mate, i tried replying to you but had problems as i am offshore, i think the firewall is blocking it.
Ok so far i have offers of help from 1 hard as nails Southerner with 4 mates and their pitbulls
Someone else pledging 5 litres of brake fluid and their kids super soaker (If i promise to return the soaker when i am finished)
Me thinks i am off to JJB and the sports equipment section to buy one of those metal baseball bats, at least the i will get a nice "Dink" sound when it connects with his knees!!!!
Reading the posts are funny it is like having a good and bad side sat on each shoulder.............
Luckly i am not home until Tuesday so that will give me time to calm down.
Thanks again for the support, that's what makes the board, it has cheered me up no end reading some of your posts.
Regards
ScottyB