Until yesterday I'd never had one of those "I am a bank official sitting on a secret stash of tens of millions of dollars from a business man who has died suddenly without leaving a will. Let me cut you in on a secret deal where I set you up as next of kin if you provide me with your name, address and bank account details and we'll split the money..blah blah blah...
Now I've had two in as many days. One from a Nigerian somebody sitting on a fortune from an oil tycoon, the next from a supposed representative of the Hang Seng bank in Hong Kong who wants to set me up as the next of kin for Ibrahim Moussa, an Iraqi businessman who was also a General in the Iraqi forces and deposited 25 million dollars before being blown up in the war
The name of this generous Hang Seng representative?
WANG QIN
How appropriate