Ah, c'mon ... the fairer (and generally smarter) sex here on the DSC know that I was only joking, playing Devil's Advocate and all that.
I understand that recent research has shown that particularly chronic examples of PMDs can be fixed by adding a few drops of Evening Primrose oil to your preferred choice of synthetic oil..
Going out to dig myself a 'spiderhole' in the back garden - well if it worked for a couple of months for Saddam I should be okay by summer