Berto Forgot to take his keys to JEREZ, Lets all laugh at Berto !!
Yes, let me set the scene, all the lads are standing at the door of the lorry excited about unloading their bikes when Davie says to Berto "your bikes next to come off" to which Rab says "Oh no ive left my keys back in Glasgow" all the guys say "aye very good ya wee spanner get them Oot" to which Rab says "honestly, im a total Diddy, ive left my keys on the kitchen table" Ill leave the following scenes to your imagination, to say the least he got Absolute Pelters, (glaswegian for "Stick") off everyone and has now had to get his keys Fed-exed over to Spain.
Muppet award goes to Rab, Well done m8. I knew id get my own back.
I know what happened, he thought he was going over there as pit B1tch again so didn't think he needed them!!!
Don't know why he fedexed them over, he is a weggie, why the hell did he not just hot wire it, or was he pretending he was posh and didn't know how to do it
Ya wee fudger, you are getting it tight, best just staying in Jerez........